The case of the cursed 1713 Stradivarius violin .
Little did I know that this might be the cursed violin . I make my money as a vlogger on YouTube . I had made a several videos with this violin . Then I received a comment under my video , not like any other comment before . Most were like " Wow nice violin " or "Hey you suck " stuff like that .
This was much more urgent .It told of dire warning and doom. Ill post it for you to read now.
Yes. The violin is entirely authentic. It is one of the earliest and worst examples of Stradivarius' "Classical" model, which is to say a masterpiece compared to any other Cremonese maker of the time, and it is worth a considerable sum, although selling it will surely result in calamity. Do not worry about the fittings (pegs, fingerboard, tailpiece, saddle, button, bridge, etc) as they were added much later. The neck was modernised in the mid 1800s by the ill fated Luther and collector Taurisio, whose fate is legendary. It was one of the two violins found in his hands in his cramped apartment in Turin. There was actually a race to destroy this violin when he died. The obsessive collector, Freemason and satanist Jean Baptiste Vuillaume, inventor of the diabolical Octobass, rescued it alongside arguably the most famous violin in existence, the 1716 Messiah-Salabue Stradivarius, which is on display to this day in the Ashmolean museum at Oxford. Faciebat Anna was the name of Stradivarius' faithless third wife, who tormented him with her public affairs with Joseph Guarneri del Jesu, whom she considered a superior maker. Antonio Stradivarius, or one of his sons, bitterly dedicated some of his lesser works to her in a fit of irony driven by economic necessity in his later fits of madness, marked by his creation of the "Long" model. 1713 was the year she died. This violin is cursed and should be dealt with carefully. The only other 1713 Stradivarius in existence belonged to the doomed composer Joshua Hancock, who drowned in his bathtub after learning of the return of Haley's Comet in 1758. The Heaven's Gate cultists who committed mass suicide in 1997 based their entire philosophy on the demented compositions of this tortured genius, banned by the Church and only surviving in fragmented form as the occult opera known as "The King In Yellow." This violin was thought lost after Vuillaume's death at the hands of assassins hired by the notorious London firm A.B. Hill and Sons, whose bows are coveted to this day. Under no circumstances should you attempt to play it, especially tuned between A429 and A441.2. Seek professional help, as merely abandoning, selling or destroying the violin will result in the direst consequences. Remove this public display at once, as there are orders of violinists in this world who would use it to the darkest ends. Avoid the damned Mercer and his ilk. There is a professor at Miskatonic University in Arkham, Massachusetts named Dirk Stratford who may be able to help. I am truly sorry for you. Best of luck...
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