The road kill game


 So I'm riding down the road on my TT600  I'm now  back on the road after 20 years .So I just did my 30th ride this season  and I've  yet to do a really long run .I love to ride and try do at least 20kms a day. So one day I'm out riding  I'm on a 130km run round trip , the ride will  take around two hours . I'm  good for the first 45 minutes then it happens ! That tree looks like that last 3000 trees I past , OH NO !  I'm now board ! Say it isn't so ?  Don't get me wrong the day is nice  and I love to ride , and theres  lots to see ,BUT! BUT! the mind , yes the mind starts to wonder .Then I see IT! yes IT!  the big porpoise in the middle of my lane , it looks like a small bear but its not its a giant  porcupine . That's  one!  soon I see the goose  of a raccoon  that's one  then another that's  two. One unidentified  fur smoosh  on the road . Oh the smell  a sunk well ironed out  flat in the hot pavement . Potent smell  . Wait  my visor is  full of dead flys  like a pepper granulates , but they don't  count . Cant cheat  must only do  road kill .  So before you know it  the trip ends .Time to tally up the score .Now as I think how gross this game is  I cant help to  try to remember  the carnage.

Ok here's the list
1. porcupine
2.Raccoons
1.Toad
1. Unidentified
4. fur splatters
1.Flat smelly skunk

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